It’s Pimpin, Pimpin (courtesy of seveneighteen)

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It’s Pimpin, Pimpin

May 13, 2009 · No Comments

made you look, didn't it.

made you look, didn't it.

So, they say… a black man is a pimp.

Well, let me tell you this. The biggest pimp on planet Earth…is her mama

Think about it.

It’s her mama that told her, “Get a man that got a good job, girl! Make sure he got a good car, girl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you something, girl!”

Whatever happened to just falling in love with a n—a with a bus pass?!? Just cause you love the dude?!?

But NOOOO. I gotta be the pimp m—erf–ker! I gotta be the player!

Let me tell you something. The biggest hoes on planet Earth are walking through your neighborhood RIGHT NOW.

Woman, you KNEW when you got with the dude, he already had a woman. You KNEW he already had a family.

But what happened? You f–ked him anyway.

And then when you thought you gonna lose ol’ boy, what happened?

Oh, let me guess. You went and got pregnant. Didn’t you bitch, DIDN’T YOU?

Where I’m from , we call that the old “Keep A N–a Baby.”

(Which is effed up on so many levels. I’d hate to ever think I coulda have been called that. But I digress)

And then, when boy boy ain’t around (because he knew to stop f–king with your crazy, deranged, unstable ass), what do you tell the child?

Probably something along the lines of , “Aww that n—a ain’t shit! That’s why your daddy ain’t here…cause that n—a ain’t shit!”
I have a better idea. You’re probably not gonna like it, which means I know it’s a good idea.

How about being a woman, and telling the kid the truth?

That you…were…a…jump…off.

TELL THE KID!

“Momma was a hoe, I was weekend p—y, I had you to keep the dude, it didn’t work out and that’s why he ain’t here. But he’s a good dude. After all, he takes care of his REAL family. I was just a dumb broad, trying to keep a dude that I wanted.”

Sometimes, the gospel hurts, but that’s why it’s the gospel.

© 1999 Eddie Griffin. No, I didn’t make this up. But I wish I did.

Star & Buc Wild break down the Chris Brown & Rihanna situation | Vlad TV

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i have alot of co-sign commentary on this situation but i really need to get ready and get to work… so i may jump in and edit this later. West Indian women though, boyyy… they can make you do some strange things when they give you dat good pum pum huh?

That’s still no excuse for you Cbris Breezy. Don’t hit her son! Damn you crossed the line…and now you are “like acid.”

Yea, that’s me laughing in the background and calling you names…Bucwild got me  started on my guyanese/bajan ish… !!!

Special shout out to a certain West Indian lady i know who will think this is very very funny 🙂

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Star & Buc Wild Apologize To Mary J Blige | Vlad TV | Radio The Rahim

more f*ckery… lol… oh mary, mother of the project ghettos… Star i can only help to be this good one day…

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NAKED PICTURES OF RIHANNA | YOU BE THE JUDGE IT LOOKS LIKE HER!!!! | NSFW

ella ella aye

ella ella aye

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BABY SPEAKS ON WHY LIL WAYNE WON’T RESPOND TO 50 | NON STOP RADIO VIA ALLHIPHOP.COM

aliens don't diss gorillas or gorilla units

aliens don't diss gorillas or gorilla units

Bryan “Baby” Williams has explained why his “son” Lil Wayne opted not to respond to the numerous taunts by rapper 50 Cent. “We got money man…” Baby said, in an online interview. “Ain’t ever a dark day in my life, why won’t I go spend $250 (thousand) right now, I’ll burn that b***h…We just did a deal for a $100 mil, we got money for real. It ain’t no game. We ain’t got time for bullsh*t.” The co-founder of Cash Money Records said that he and his crew have seen their share of drama and have not desire for it now. “We been through the wars, I got scars from wars. Get with that anytime, but lets get with this money s**t, that’s what’s up…Me and my son are rich for real, that’s why I won’t entertain bulls**t,” he continued. “Today, I’m the only n***a in the industry, me, my son and my brother (Ronald “Slim” Williams) that own everything, nobody owns nothing. We 100 percent in this b***h, we make more than they make.” Lil Wayne is preparing the release of Rebirth, his new rock-flavored album.

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Exclusive: Star & Buc Wild GO IN on Kimora & Russell Simmons!! | Radio The Rahim of VladTV.com

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Star and Buc Wild go crazy on them. Give US FREE!!!

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GUEST BLOGGER NEFFY: TELLS WOMAN STOP STRESSIN TO BE WIFEY! | NON STOP RADIO | RADIO THE RAHIM

***I DID NOT WRITE THIS, BUT I AM REPOSTING BECAUSE IT IS A GREATTTTTTTT POST AND NEFFY WALKER IS GOING IN!!!!!!!!!*********

I bet EVERYTHING on my wedding ring… giving you the best that i got .. “wifey” need not apply

The other day i wrote a status message that read

“i will not play wifey as a girlfriend”

which stirred up so much chit chat on what women MUST do in order to become “Wifey” in a mans eyes

Look guys…. yall are spoiled plain and simple.

Being in the company of a man is not an audition…. I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

women bend over backwards to show men ” how much i like him”

you go from eating out to cooking a nice meal in your house… making him cozy….

when has he cooked for you?

Dating should be a process of where you see how in tune you are with your partner…. not for the representatives to play footsie…

i mean you do understand that you are setting a precedent with all these niceties?

the funny part of it all is you ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE… EVER

trust me when i tell you…. bend over backwards for that man if you want to… there is someone else on the audition that has another day booked…. ON YOUR HEELS!

for example…. and this is blowing my own situation up…. but i was dating this guy … who refused to call me in the morning to say hello…. this dude would call me at 4 pm like how are you????

HOW AM I????? dont ask me now dude :/

so i brought it to his attention….

“you know… if you want to get to the next level with me you should show interest …. like a call in the morning would be nice… to let me know im on your mind”

but to keep it real… i knew JUST MY SAYING THAT i was going to cut him off lol

“yeah i dont want to be like the rest of the dudes and call you in the morning…im not them”

” THEY ARE AHEAD OF YOU… so sleep if you like… not a problem…” THIS IS WHAT I SAID TO HIS FACE

The next day we went to go eat breakfast…. while we were at breakfast i told him in about 30 mins my “role call” will begin and i want him to count how many dudes wish me a good day”

By the time we were done eating the number was 37

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE …… EVER

(yup i have a role call…… so what)

my point?

I want women to stop bending over backwards trying to be the wifey…..

Anita baker said i BET EVERYTHING ON MY WEDDING RING

not your promise ring…. get your life together “wifey boo”

if that man isnt clamoring all over town professing his admiration for you then you don’t do the same

In my last relationship .. .about 2 months in… i allowed this fool to call me his wife…. BIG MISTAKE…. engaged or not…. i wasnt the wife….. even the family called me that

sigh

NO PLAY PLAY HOUSE HOUSE

understand me????

JUST STOP IT…. cos that is where we all mess up…

tell him to go make YOU a sandwich after sex…..

sex him then leave……..

don’t sex him at all……….

DONT BRING THEM TO YOUR HOUSE… you want to see me… see me out sucka!!!!!!

standards chicks standards…

TRUST it will be you crying about all the shit you did for him and he never did anything for you

cos you never REQUIRED him to do….

you have to teach a dog how to bow and beg….

men are no different

signed….

is there any boys around that know how to make a girl feel?

P.s the same way Terria cant talk to any lames in this video is the same way my boys block the idiots that try to holla at me all day long….lol (shout out to paul , jay, kem)
lyrics attached 🙂