Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics!!!!!



NOTE: I took this excerpt from cracked.com, it was just too amusing.

The Lyric:
Jay-Z: “Hey fella, I been watchin’ you clockin'”

MB: “Who me holding down this block it ain’t nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin’.”

Jay-Z: “Ha ha! I like your style!”

MB: “Nah, I like YO style!”

Jay-Z: “Let’s drive around awhile”.

MB: “Cool, nigga.”

Jay-Z: “Here’s a thou!”

What He’s Probably Saying:

“I like you, you should sell crack for me. Here’s a sign-on bonus!”

What We Like To Think He’s Saying:

“Hey fella, I’ve had my eye on you for awhile, I like how you look in those baggy jeans. Let’s go park somewhere and have sex. I’ll even pay you!”

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