Obama’s “State Of The Union” Drinking Game! From @Rahim_VladTV via Huffington Post

If this is how we can get you to pay attention to Obama, then so be it EVENT	INSTRUCTIONS
Obama says “let me be clear”	Do one shot
Obama says “change isn’t easy”	Do one shot
Obama says “make no mistake”	Do one shot
Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”	He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something	Do two shots
Obama yells back	Finish the bottle
Obama says “jobs”	Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed
Obama says “health care”	Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal	Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal	STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo	Put beer in your dog’s water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress	Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over	Do three shots
Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership”	Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he’s “fighting for you”	Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti	Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

Why Kanye West Is The Man…Part 2 by @Rahim_Vladtv w/ a side of Damn Amber!

Here’s 1,000 words for you. The first one starts with an “F.” Pics found on MissInfo’s site.

Closer ... No Neyo (the Sexy Amber Rose)

These are kinda NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Only a few hours left anyway. Don’t get fired.

Amber if you have a google alert on your name…your welcome. Here I go.

Haitian Konpa On Hot97 Mr. Cee’s Mix – FREE DOWNLOAD HERE (via @Rahim_VladTV)

Mister Cee went in with the konpa/zouk music on Hot97 to help lift peoples spirits. Here you go

TEXT YELE to 501501 to DONATE $5

Presented by Mister Cee and Hot97 Konpa Mix 1 & 2

Love it.

http://usershare.net/bo1jc0rrr20t Part 1

http://usershare.net/ksd1lyb3iulm Part 2

Love Helps: Haitian Earthquake Disaster Relief Grassroots Mixer (New York City 1.20.10)

A few colleagues and I decided to step up to the plate and give back to our family in Haiti. Please show support and forward this, even if you can not make it:

Love Helps: Haitian Earthquake Disaster Relief Mixer by Non Stop Radio

An earthquake centered near the impoverished Haitian capital of Port-au-Prince caused the collapse of several buildings and an unknown number of fatalities Tuesday. The quake measured 7.0 on the Richter scale and at least 1.8 million people live within the area where the earthquake had its highest intensity.

As we are looking to get together and make an impact, we decided to come together and host “Love Helps: Haitian Earthquake Relief Afterwork Fundraiser” so that we can donate ALL earnings to our families in HAITI, via Wyclef Jean’s YELEHAITI foundation. http://www.yele.org

It will be FREE entrance – however we will be collecting donations inside. Permissible donations include:

-Money
-Pre-paid cell phones (very useful to the folks in Haiti as they are looking for ways to replace lost communication)

DJ Vega Benetton (of Haitian descent) will be there spinning the best of hip hop, reggae & of course, KOMPA.

Shout out to Tuff City Styles.

A good time for a good cause.

We hope to see you there next wednesday & God bless.

Organizers/Sponsors so far (list will be updated):

“Radio The Rahim” Wright
Steven Whitaker
Taahira Maynard
Cathie Marie
Marie “Free” Wright & Freesworld.com
VladTV.com
5 Point Magazine.com
Wildcard Productions
Shana Louallen (Official Volunteer Publicist)
Zack Einhorn (Dice Music Group)
Trisha Nozier
Ketsia Poteau
Sem Philippe (Flyer Design)
Nile Ivey & Youheardthatnew.com
Jeff “Streetz” Johnson
Jeremy Kersaint (CEO of TR Luxury)
Ernest Estime
Edwidge Turenne
Anna Senat
Nicole Wescott
Ramon Beltran
Maria Pulice (Photography)
The Jackson Family (including The Law Offices of Stacey Marques Jackson)
L Woods & Something For The People
Several New york based chapters of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc

The Aftermath of The 2010 Haitian Earthquake (Video + Pics)

There are people I know that still can not find their families in Haiti.

Red cross efforts:

Guy shows us how to put your own head on actors bodies in pornos!

this is sick amazing.

Beautiful Inside And Out: A Poem By @Celebkitty

A Poem By Kitty.

Drunk Dialing For Dummies: How Bout You Pick Up On This

Editor’s Note: Alright, alright. here’s what happened…I wrote this dope ass blog right, and i deleted the first half of it by accident, but this is my blog and i do what i want right? So here’s the second half.

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drunk dialing

I know I said this was going to be short but don’t rush me.

Now I like to exaggerate in order to make points, that’s my thing.

Let’s keep it real though, you may not know what exactly you said when you called someone but you know THAT you are going to when you do, and you know WHY, and WHAT you want from them, even if its only sex attention.

Let’s Do Some Math, Bitches:

some equations

How drunk you are = how stupid you sound especially when the other person is sober.

Fun phrases
“I’m drunk so please excuse what I say from here on out…”
Ah what da fak? Please excuse everything that you wanted to say and ways you wanted to act but didn’t when you were sober? Ah yeah, NO.

“Don’t judge me…”
Aww man got to love this zany counter attack by accusing the victim of judgement.

“What time is it?”
Late. I don’t know drunk ass!
We are both on cell phones.

“What are you doing?”
This line of questioning can be kind of tricky. Depending on how the question was asked it could either be good or bad.

1- whatcha doing?

This is the person in a state of suspectness trying to check up on you, disguised by the friendly “whatcha?” When I see one of these, mi caan believe mi eye. I go into full rebellion mode, how about you? #jordanshrug

better than the #kanyeshrug

2- whatcha doing? Aka whatcha gonna do about my pumpum?

We (Men) send this version. “You still up?”

What to do:

Make plans or don’t answer it and pretend you fell asleep. We call that the “death of the ringtone” swindle. What up streetz. #awwh.

All in all, be careful what you do with your fingers when your drinkington.

Someone could get hurt.

Pilot Episode: On The Couch hosted by @Rahim_VladTV “Men Lie, Women Lie”

Here is the pilot episode of “On The Couch” hosted by myself. Leave comments and let us know what you think.

On The Couch

You Gon’ Think I Invented Text: The Remix (Ladies Don’t Pick Up The Phone Either) & The Video feat @CandiedJamz

oh you thought it was just us guys being obnoxious????

Here is my homegirl CandiedJamz:

jamz. not to be confused with jelly.

You gon' think she invented text 2.

I’d rather text than talk.

1. ET Phone Home. Growing up all I did was talk on the phone. I mean hours and hours. I would fall asleep on the phone, and the guy would be like ‘are you sleep?’ and I would say ‘no I’m up’.  I just loved talking on the phone, for what reason, I don’t know. Now, you couldn’t pay me to stay on the phone for ONE hour, let alone multiple ones. Ugh.

2. Circles not squares. I really hate circular conversations. You know the types…A: what are you doing? B: nothing. You? A: nothing, how you been? B: fine. You? It gets to be really annoying. No one wants to just hold a phone and give/get one word questions and answers. It’s corny, and an all around waste of time.

3. Mental Stimulation Verbal Penetration. I have noticed from personal experience that sometimes it’s easier to text/BBM/email something you want to say rather than tell a person on the phone or in person. That might be feelings, breaking up, business, etc. Sometimes texting is my ‘liquid courage.’

If you want to talk to me, text or BBM me. I’m more likely to answer a twitter @reply (@candiedjamz) than to answer my phone. There are are far better things you could be doing with your tongue, than using it to talk.

*drops mic*

Rahim: Thank you Ms. Jamz…and here is the visual. Ironically, our blog post came out wayyy before this video, but why hate just because they bit? It’s interesting.